Well, it's just been one fine fucking thing after another this week. -_- You're all probably getting really sick of the angst spree, but I need to write SOMETHING and I can't access much else from the work computers without crashing the firewall.

Okay, so let's start off with last week. While on my way to work I got a call from this idiot nurse who quite calmly informed me that Damian was in the hospital fighting for his life after some fucker forced him off of the freeway. No one knows where Angel is, so I'm the next person on Dam's emergency contact list. I don't know how much any of you know about motorcycles (or how they wreck) but when 250 pounds of meat goes flying off a Kawasaki Ninja, it's not pretty.

I had to threaten my mom's ex with the police to get him to back the fuck off and leave her alone. If I hadn't, her current boyfriend may well have picked up one of the fubars I'm so in love with and put it through the bastard's head for how much of an ass he was being to my mom.

Next morning, Mom's boyfriend calls to tell me that our new guard dog, Hammer, has gone missing after Mom payed $2,000 for him. We're still looking for him. I'll bet money someone stole him. I actually went to the ex's place and checked.

So, a few days of relatively few problems go by... Damian got out of the hospital with a few broken ribs, lots of stitches and road burns, an arm broken in six places, but he's already back at work. Same day, the server at work crashed... and Richard's laptop... and mine... so yeah, that was fun to fix. I'm still fixing it.

Then, of course, this bullshit comes in threes. Today one of my friends showed up here (at work) in tears because one of her co-workers at her new job is harassing her. I swear this poor girl has a sign on her head that says "Molest Me" or something. So, what does she say when I tell her to call her boss? "It won't do any good anyway." *insert scream of rage and frustration here* I blame her family. And the local police, since, yeah, they did jack shit the last two times this happened to her. She's currently hiding in my server room reading crack stories while I debate the merits of walking down to where she works and putting my brand new steel toe boots in the fucker's face.